I worked "with the public" for about 4 months.


Dear John/Jane Q. Public.


Treat people like you would like to be treated.

You are a special person and a valued customer, act like one, you moron.

Don't threaten, curse, spit or yell at us. Sometimes I'd put you at the back of the line just because you are an a-wipe.

If you are genuinely nice to me? I'll put extra effort into making your business with the company and more importantly, me, an experience you will remember.

Treat me like a human being and half the struggle is over.

Act like an adult and I will treat you like one. So the next time you feel frisky and want to try and embarrass me in front of my co-workers or customers?

People will remember the Arse Hat that started to yell before they remember me.

Love you,
Mr./Ms. Face of the Company.