Coffee does have a ring to it, David, there ya go.

Coffee with a brown ring on the side. You don't even have to spill it to stain the table!

A Washington Apple is a tall order, but they just have no bite.

Richard, there's no claws in your contract, but there are lots of tails.......

With or without butter?

BTW, Doesn't matter who the lob-ster is, as long as they're not the ones getting steamed.

Orc is out this week, he saw what I was cooking and worried that they might be relatives. He was gone faster than light...........relatively speaking.

MOFF here's your blueberry cake. We know Pres. Obama didn't sign that contract, otherwise there'd be 57 stars, not 61.