Canada Jokes - for blue ;-)

[smokey the elder]

These could also apply to Yoopers, or people from northern WI or MN! (Of course, you'd have to throw in all the Lutheran references.)

[Bonny]

Blonde? Blind? The other day at the museum there was a lady from South Carolina & she asked me if Mary Ingalls was blonde. I said yes she was & so was her little sister Grace. The lady then says was she the only one that was blonde. I said no her sister Grace was blonde. I stood & looked at her a minute & my brain said BLIND. I said do you mean BLIND. She says yes Blonde. I said yes Mary was the only one that was BLIND. There was another northener in there & she cracked up, pretty soon were all laughing.

[dab_20]

Sounds A LOT like Minnesotans too

[Marigold2]

ROTF....... Oh my gosh now the tears are flowing.

Blonde? Blind? The other day at the museum there was a lady from South Carolina & she asked me if Mary Ingalls was blonde. I said yes she was & so was her little sister Grace. The lady then says was she the only one that was blonde. I said no her sister Grace was blonde. I stood & looked at her a minute & my brain said BLIND. I said do you mean BLIND. She says yes Blonde. I said yes Mary was the only one that was BLIND. There was another northener in there & she cracked up, pretty soon were all laughing.

[Grace]

These could also apply to Yoopers, or people from northern WI or MN! (Of course, you'd have to throw in all the Lutheran references.)

Plenty of Yoopers in Michigan's Upper Peninsula

[Puckstop31]

I get the salt, pepper and ketchup thing. My wife was an good example. She puts ketchup on almost everything. LOL


Also, deer firearms opener is, quite literally, a holiday around here. Almost every school district closes for the first two days of gun season.

[Bonny]

I don't know if it is a Canadian thing or not but they offered us gravy with our fries & the stuff was good. This up in Alberta or BC can't remember which Providence for sure.

[Catty1]

Bonny - it's "province"

It was an act of Providence that got you gravy with your fries in that province!

Seriously, about every restaurant I know of offers gravy with fries if you want them - even KFC.

[Bonny]

Province sounds good. Those were the best fries & gravy I ever had. When they offered the gravy, I went really you have gravy with your fries. So I tried some & I can still taste it to this day, heavenly .

[mruffruff]

The only "Yoopers" are from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. It's a slang form of upper. I'm a former "Yooper" !

Most of these things sound like the U.P.!!! The cold, the snow, the kitchen butcher shop........

And the beautiful country.