Canada Jokes - for blue ;-)

[phesina]

Pat - Eh?

Yes, I think I'd better have that down before I even start to cross the bridge!

[blue]

My step dad made us watch Strange Brew over and over before we went to visit his family so we wouldnt laugh at them.

[Catty1]

blue - so they were hosers, eh?

[blue]

Thats right, eh.

[smokey the elder]

These could also apply to Yoopers, or people from northern WI or MN! (Of course, you'd have to throw in all the Lutheran references.)

[Bonny]

Blonde? Blind? The other day at the museum there was a lady from South Carolina & she asked me if Mary Ingalls was blonde. I said yes she was & so was her little sister Grace. The lady then says was she the only one that was blonde. I said no her sister Grace was blonde. I stood & looked at her a minute & my brain said BLIND. I said do you mean BLIND. She says yes Blonde. I said yes Mary was the only one that was BLIND. There was another northener in there & she cracked up, pretty soon were all laughing.

[dab_20]

Sounds A LOT like Minnesotans too

[Marigold2]

ROTF....... Oh my gosh now the tears are flowing.

Blonde? Blind? The other day at the museum there was a lady from South Carolina & she asked me if Mary Ingalls was blonde. I said yes she was & so was her little sister Grace. The lady then says was she the only one that was blonde. I said no her sister Grace was blonde. I stood & looked at her a minute & my brain said BLIND. I said do you mean BLIND. She says yes Blonde. I said yes Mary was the only one that was BLIND. There was another northener in there & she cracked up, pretty soon were all laughing.

[Grace]

These could also apply to Yoopers, or people from northern WI or MN! (Of course, you'd have to throw in all the Lutheran references.)

Plenty of Yoopers in Michigan's Upper Peninsula

[Puckstop31]

I get the salt, pepper and ketchup thing. My wife was an good example. She puts ketchup on almost everything. LOL


Also, deer firearms opener is, quite literally, a holiday around here. Almost every school district closes for the first two days of gun season.