Canada Jokes - for blue ;-)

[phesina]

Candace, some time back, you recommended a book to me entitled "How To Be a Canadian."

I wound up ordering it from Amazon.com, which suggested I might also like a few others, including "So You Want To Be Canadian: All About the Most Fascinating People in the World and the Magical Place They Call Home."

Well, with a title like that, how could I resist? I ordered both, and I found them very informative and instructive. (Not to mention hilarious!)

I just dug up my copy of How To Be a Canadian (couldn't find the other one just now). I'm hoping to go to a cat show in Windsor next month, and I thought I should study up so I'll be best prepared to relate to the natives.

[Catty1]

Pat - Eh?

[Marigold2]

It all sounds lovely except for the lack of spices, the hunting and the beer, the snow I love.

[Queen of Poop]

No joke here, but the Christmas leftovers get packaged up and go out on the deck inside the BBQ. They stay cold and often freeze out there and are then brought in for use the next day after they thaw. This way they don't take up room in the fridge!

[phesina]

Pat - Eh?

Yes, I think I'd better have that down before I even start to cross the bridge!

[blue]

My step dad made us watch Strange Brew over and over before we went to visit his family so we wouldnt laugh at them.

[Catty1]

blue - so they were hosers, eh?

[blue]

Thats right, eh.

[smokey the elder]

These could also apply to Yoopers, or people from northern WI or MN! (Of course, you'd have to throw in all the Lutheran references.)