Cremation sounds good maybe they have Coleman Cremators too? I know they have Coleman camp stoves & Coleman lanterns.

Humor is what keeps a person sane in this world. What is insane to some is sane to others. What is offensive to some isn't to others. When my father passed away I almost had a moment of the giggles at his grave site. The train whistles in the area were blasting away as the reverend was saying a prayer. You could hardly hear his words & I knew dad was smiling down on us because he was a machinst on the Rock Island line & they would blow the whistles down in the yard at night when everyone was trying to sleep. Then they handed the U.S. flag to my mom & said something about it being presented to her by the president of the U.S. At the time my dad didn't care for that particular president. I had to hold back another giggle at a serious moment. We had polka music at our fathers funeral in honor of him & all the beautiful polkas & waltzs he played on his accordian. SOME people were offended but we knew our dad would of loved it.