Seriously?

[moosmom]

Oh RICHARD you are such a pig, but we LOOOOOOVE you!!!!

[Laura's Babies]

I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?

[wombat2u2004]

Hee hee.....Richard was hit on !!!!

[RICHARD]

I would love to hear what you were going to say back to her... was it XXXX rated?

no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..

I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.

And what was I to tell him?

"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"

[happylabs]

no, I was going with the "Excuse me?"..

I was with my nephew. He's about 24, so I had to lead by example.

And what was I to tell him?

"I'm going home with a MYSTERY SHOPPER?"

LOL!!! Mystery shopper.

[Bonny]

Richard runs into the blue light special.

All I ever run into in the grocery store are old men shopping for their wives & they can't find anything. One time I found the dark & light brown sugar ( I am not being racist) for some old fella & he didn't know which bag to take (I am not the bag either!) I told him to take both bags of brown sugar home & play it safe than sorry. He could always bring the incorrect one back & get his money back. But I said to be sure to HANG ON TO THE RECEIPT GRAMPS.

[RICHARD]

A few minutes before that happened I was in the parking lot and did the same thing to a woman.

My nephew and I always laugh and carry on when we get together. I broke a garden hoe and bought a cheap one to replace it at Target.


As we walked to the car, I turned to tease him as I pushed the cart . I grabbed the hoe handle, raised it, then said to him, "Ha Ha, I got a hoe!".
I meant it as a play on words, as a joke.

At that exact second a woman walked from around a van and shot me the dirtiest look....

I just about died....

[Marigold2]

I guess women just can't help themselves around you.