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    Seniors transportation



    With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter.
    I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip
    me to the store and about town.
    This seems to meet my EVERY need.



    Remember.............

    Senior Citizens Are Valuable:

    We are more valuable than any of the younger generations.

    We have silver in our hair.

    We have gold in our teeth.

    We have stones in our kidneys.

    We have lead in our feet.

    And.................

    We are loaded with natural gas!


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    Can I Put My Order In?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    Can I Put My Order In?
    Only if you have a Class "O" (Outhouse) Drivers Licence


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    Hope they come in pastel colours for those of us who don't go for earth colours...lol
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    Could I get some extras. Like an Ooooowga Horn & a place to store my toilet paper? Does it come with a toilet paper roller? Is the seat cushioned or would I have to order that extra too.

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    I forgot does it come with a spare tire & jack?

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    Yes girls, you can have all the extras and colours you'd want.
    Bonny may like the Mid-Western model that comes complete with an attachable grain harvester


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    An attachable grain head sounds excellent. I do have one problem could I bring my seeing eye dog Butch along to take the outhouse drivers test?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonny View Post
    An attachable grain head sounds excellent. I do have one problem could I bring my seeing eye dog Butch along to take the outhouse drivers test?
    No problems, Butch is most welcome


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    GREAT post!

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    Is this the methane powered model? Major sales point "You can stay green with beans."
    “You live and you learn, but if you never learn, at least you are still living.”
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    Quote Originally Posted by kokopup View Post
    Is this the methane powered model? "
    Not sure.
    But if you'd like to sit on it, I'll light the match and see what happens


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    WoW that is just too Funny && So True.. Good One Wom..

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    LOL laughing so hard I am going to pee in my pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marigold2 View Post
    LOL laughing so hard I am going to pee in my pants.
    Don't pee in your pants Madam.

    Save it for a trip in your new WOMMOBILE

    Only $499.99

    Available only at participating stores nationwide

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