Green Eggs and Ham Thursday #373

[RedHedd]

4 ft 9 (well, maybe shorter by now)

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!

[RICHARD]

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!

Tired of Ham? But, what about Eggs?
For that simple question, An answer I beg!
Pot of hot water, is what I see!
Let me fix you a hot cup of tea!

DONE!

[slick]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

[Catty1]

OOOWWWW! Poor you, slick! I hope you are fixed up and on good pain meds in no time.

Two weeks - well, that's a fair bit of time for some healing to happen.

Where are you headed on your hawliday?

Barkeep - I'm sick of ham too...but some eggs would be great. Three-egg low fat green omelette please!

[RICHARD]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

Hey there Slick, Gravity Sucks!
Just before vacation? That's bad luck!
Canuckian Ham! That sounds nice,
I'll fix you up some eggs and a slice!

DONE!

C1,

Sick of ham! that Easter treat!
But you do want eggs? Grab a seat!
Three low fat eggs, in omelette style!
That should keep you, for a while!

DONE!

[lbaker]

There was a comic strip in today's Post where a not-so-bright pig had a TX Aggie poster on this wall but it was green. His friend Rat told him green wasn't even the Aggies color so Pig asked if he could replace it with a Mia Hamm soccer poster and Pig said "NO, I'M TIRED OF GREEN AGS AND HAMM!!!" I groaned and, of course... immediately thought of Thursdays bar and wanted some Baileys and coffee!!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Has anyone heard how Slick came out at the er? Hope nothing was broken.

Got a phone call from Dorohty39 today. She said tell everyone HI and she misses us. Richard, I read her the little poem you wrote for me. We both loved it and giggled.

Been watching disaster movies on sci fi all day. So need another cherry limeade to wash them down.

[slick]

I'm here MOFF. Nothing broken but I have some pulled tendons and the doc put on a splint that I can take on and off at will. It's quite sore....

Bartender - one strong drink here please. Things not going well at work - boss is back.