Green Eggs and Ham Thursday #373

[RICHARD]

The donut would have to be filled with mint jelly, keeping with the green theeng theme
Laurie

LOL, I thought the same thing!

MOFF,

What are you up to?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

MOFF,

What are you up to?

4 ft 9 (well, maybe shorter by now)

[RICHARD]

4 ft 9 (well, maybe shorter by now)

I deserved that. I mean with throwing food at the police.

[slick]

Hey everyone! Just checking in quickly. I still have no computer at home because it's packed away with the painters doing their thing. Whole condo should be complete by next Wednesday. Looking forward to a fresh look. So, on with green eggs and ham - I've had green ham in my fridge before that sadly had to be thrown out or rather it walked out on it's own.

I don't have enough time to try and think up a rhyme - I'm challenged anyway. Just give me a double BM, pinch of lemon and a celery stick. Have to race back to work.

You know, it's amazing the things you can get done at home when you don't have a computer.....

MOFF - don't worry. Good things come in small packages.

[Queen of Poop]

Could I get a tea please. Watching all the snow fall is making me chilly.

[RICHARD]

You know, it's amazing the things you can get done at home when you don't have a computer.....

Computer down, paint's on the condo.
A new color, that sounds mondo!
I got your order, I'll make it quick,
Double Mary with a celery stick!

DONE!

QoP,

One hot tea!

DONE!

CM,

One green tea is your wish,
We also have beef, pork and fish!
We also have green eggs and ham
And on the shelf? I see Green Spam!

DONE!

[RedHedd]

4 ft 9 (well, maybe shorter by now)

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!

[RICHARD]

We're the same height! er, um, I mean lack thereof

I'll have a green tea and no ham .... I'm tired of ham! Been eating it all week!

Tired of Ham? But, what about Eggs?
For that simple question, An answer I beg!
Pot of hot water, is what I see!
Let me fix you a hot cup of tea!

DONE!

[slick]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

[Catty1]

OOOWWWW! Poor you, slick! I hope you are fixed up and on good pain meds in no time.

Two weeks - well, that's a fair bit of time for some healing to happen.

Where are you headed on your hawliday?

Barkeep - I'm sick of ham too...but some eggs would be great. Three-egg low fat green omelette please!

[RICHARD]

My computer is up but just for two days
On Sunday night it's back to old ways
Right now I'm getting aroung the maze
Step over this and around that can drive you "craze"

Last night I fell and heard a loud crack
Right wrist on cement gives great pain attack
Will sit for hours in emerge on a sack (????)
Waiting for hunky doctor to usher me back

I hope it's not broken and needing a cast
"Cause then how can I possibly have a blast
On my vacation time 2 weeks from now
Boy I'll sure feel like a cow

So do I want green eggs and ham??
I'm Slick I'm Slick I say I am
As long as it's Canadian ham
I'm Slick I'm Slick I'm hungry I am



OK, that's the best I can do with one hand. I'm in pain and have to run now. I expect to sit for at least 4-5 hours in emerge....

Hey there Slick, Gravity Sucks!
Just before vacation? That's bad luck!
Canuckian Ham! That sounds nice,
I'll fix you up some eggs and a slice!

DONE!

C1,

Sick of ham! that Easter treat!
But you do want eggs? Grab a seat!
Three low fat eggs, in omelette style!
That should keep you, for a while!

DONE!

[lbaker]

There was a comic strip in today's Post where a not-so-bright pig had a TX Aggie poster on this wall but it was green. His friend Rat told him green wasn't even the Aggies color so Pig asked if he could replace it with a Mia Hamm soccer poster and Pig said "NO, I'M TIRED OF GREEN AGS AND HAMM!!!" I groaned and, of course... immediately thought of Thursdays bar and wanted some Baileys and coffee!!!