Perils of Pinot...continued...

[Barbara]

Dear Pinot- I am not sure whether what I had to endure wasn't worse.
Meowmie and Pawpaw were out. They left the balcony door open and it was nice and sunny so I went out for a nap. But when I woke up I couldn't get back inside! The door was closed now!!!
It took me hours to walk on that balcony, to meow and nobody came.
I even talked to the snotty cat girls downstairs but they didn't come and open the door!
When Meowmie and Pawpaw came home I told them!!!
But they did only laugh and said if I was ready to use the catflap I could have been in all the time.
Can you imagine? Me??? A prince???? And using the catflap all by myself????????
Maybe we can see Groucho together. This things must be sorted.
Your very upset Filou

[momcat]

Can you imagine? Me??? A prince???? And using the catflap all by myself????????
Maybe we can see Groucho together. This things must be sorted.
Your very upset Filou

Hi Filou, I'm always available to offer legal assistance to my fellow kitties. You can call me on my cell phone anytime and we'll see exactly where you stand. If you call while I'm in a Cat Court hearing, leave me a message and I'll get right back to you.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose

[Pinot's Mom]

Dear Pinot- I am not sure whether what I had to endure wasn't worse.
Meowmie and Pawpaw were out. They left the balcony door open and it was nice and sunny so I went out for a nap. But when I woke up I couldn't get back inside! The door was closed now!!!
It took me hours to walk on that balcony, to meow and nobody came.
I even talked to the snotty cat girls downstairs but they didn't come and open the door!
When Meowmie and Pawpaw came home I told them!!!
But they did only laugh and said if I was ready to use the catflap I could have been in all the time.
Can you imagine? Me??? A prince???? And using the catflap all by myself????????
Maybe we can see Groucho together. This things must be sorted.
Your very upset Filou

CAT FLAP??? Don't they understand that's what hoomins are for? It's THEIR job to operate the door - how UNDIGNIFIED!

I'd have a word or two with the snotty cat neighbor, too...hmmph!

No wonder you're upset! Are you coming in for the next Catmobile adventure? We should discuss things with Groucho then. Poor, dear prince Filou, such treatment!

Call me anytime you need me!

Purrs,
Pinot