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  1. 04-07-2010, 06:45 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    shown with brown eggs from Buff Orpington hens.
    Do you think we could have fun,
    With some Eggs from Buff Orpington?
    Only Eggs and Ham are served at this venue!
    It's the only thing Printed on the Menu?

    DONE?

    MOFF,

    A cherry limeade made from the very best stuff!
    The ORC picked the cherries while he was in the buff!
    I'll set aside your Green Eggs and Ham!
    And save you a slice of our delicious Green Spam!

    DONE!

    David,

    In charge of the Orc You will be,
    His remote now has fresh batteries!
    Grab a napkin and pull up a chair.
    The ORC will be your guest, That's only fair!

    DONE!

    C&S,

    Glowing green, Black Light Bacon,
    You asked for the 'tail', that ain't no faking!
    Science gives us green tinted ham!
    Wait till you see the what they will do for SPAM!

    DONE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    MOFF,

    A cherry limeade made from the very best stuff!
    The ORC picked the cherries while he was in the buff!
    I'll set aside your Green Eggs and Ham!
    And save you a slice of our delicious Green Spam!

    DONE!
    I don't know which is more frightening: orc picking my cherries while he is in the buff or green spam!!!

    Thanks for the poem though.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by momoffuzzyfaces View Post
    I don't know which is more frightening: orc picking my cherries while he is in the buff or green spam!!!

    Thanks for the poem though.
    Leave a good tip?
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    A good tip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    A good tip?

    Don't buy a 2004 Ford pickup.
    LOL, Don't bet on the Dodgers!
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    Ive got green pizza (pesto!) I shall share with all of you! Ill take a green drink...and a green drink for the cats too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJFyrewolf36 View Post
    Ive got green pizza (pesto!) I shall share with all of you! Ill take a green drink...and a green drink for the cats too!
    Green Eggs and Ham, Pizza too!
    The catnip tea is put to brew!
    The green drink? JUst for you?
    How's about a cold Mountain Dew?

    DONE!

    I'll do tea. I have had a jonesing for a donut.

    A jelly filled donut.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    Leave a good tip?
    Don't throw green eggs and ham or green spam at a police officer!!! Can get you in a HEAP of trouble.
    No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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