Green Eggs and Ham Thursday #373

[RICHARD]

Hey Man!

I'll have some green eggs & ham with jam
Could you spare a small piece of Spam

A large choclate malt will do
Along with with a simple piece of toast too

Thanks Man!

Of course you can order some with Spam.
I'm just here to help, Can I call you Ma'am!
If you allow me a little boast?
Homemade bread was once your toast!

DONE!

Wom,

It's 5 o'clock some place on earth.
What do they drink on your piece of turf?
Or shall I fill your coffee cup.
In the land where things "Down" are "UP"?

DONE?

LH,

Green Spam does sound a little shady,
You can share some with your LADY.
IF you apply a little torque.
the Spam will fall off of your fork!

DONE!

Pom,

Do you want a plate of chow?
After a taste, you may say WOW!
A cup of coffee, I can add that too!
A special offer, just for you!

LP,

David will like that you are feeding
The giant ORC, It was what he was needing!
Service for two, and I am betting
The ORC will destroy both place settings!

DONE?

[Cinder & Smoke]

OK ... I byte (at least figuratively) on the origin of the GREEN Eggs ...

Now let's hear the tail of the GREEN PIG!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

The eggs with the green shells are lower in cholesterol than normal eggs.
Just a tid-bit I picked up on my journey to lower my cholesterol. (which is not working out so hot by the way)

Just a cherry limeade for me today, please?

[lvpets2002]

WoW is there really green eggs shells of eggss?? I did not know that..

The eggs with the green shells are lower in cholesterol than normal eggs.
Just a tid-bit I picked up on my journey to lower my cholesterol. (which is not working out so hot by the way)

Just a cherry limeade for me today, please?

[Lady's Human]

Green pigs?

There ya go!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/4605202.stm

[momoffuzzyfaces]

WoW is there really green eggs shells of eggss?? I did not know that..

The shells are a really pale green not bright green. Does that make it feel better for you? Just think of them as an evolved brown egg.

Richard I want a poem with my cherry limeade too!

[Karen]

From ohdangfarm:



The green eggs are from Araucana hens, shown with brown eggs from Buff Orpington hens.

[RICHARD]

shown with brown eggs from Buff Orpington hens.

Do you think we could have fun,
With some Eggs from Buff Orpington?
Only Eggs and Ham are served at this venue!
It's the only thing Printed on the Menu?

DONE?

MOFF,

A cherry limeade made from the very best stuff!
The ORC picked the cherries while he was in the buff!
I'll set aside your Green Eggs and Ham!
And save you a slice of our delicious Green Spam!

DONE!

David,

In charge of the Orc You will be,
His remote now has fresh batteries!
Grab a napkin and pull up a chair.
The ORC will be your guest, That's only fair!

DONE!

C&S,

Glowing green, Black Light Bacon,
You asked for the 'tail', that ain't no faking!
Science gives us green tinted ham!
Wait till you see the what they will do for SPAM!

DONE!

[wombat2u2004]

Of course you can order some with Spam.
I'm just here to help, Can I call you Ma'am!
If you allow me a little boast?
Homemade bread was once your toast!

DONE!

Wom,

It's 5 o'clock some place on earth.
What do they drink on your piece of turf?
Or shall I fill your coffee cup.
In the land where things "Down" are "UP"?

DONE?

LH,

Green Spam does sound a little shady,
You can share some with your LADY.
IF you apply a little torque.
the Spam will fall off of your fork!

DONE!

Pom,

Do you want a plate of chow?
After a taste, you may say WOW!
A cup of coffee, I can add that too!
A special offer, just for you!

LP,

David will like that you are feeding
The giant ORC, It was what he was needing!
Service for two, and I am betting
The ORC will destroy both place settings!

DONE?

HAH !!!! You should have been a poet man...fair dinkum.