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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.
    Grab a juice box of apple juice and pretend to go while in the b-room.

    (Another option? Cherry juice!)

    Hold it up and proclaim, "What's wrong with me!" and have a taste.

    IT's really sick potty humor, but a simple, effective gross out joke.

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    Ham'n'eggs?

    DONE!


    LH,

    But, what work do you have lined up at home?

    Music for you and your dance partner!

    DONE!

    PM,
    Dunked peeps and coffee! Peeps sushi sounds way too Cah lee fuh nee ah!

    DONE!

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    I'm Baaaaaack!!!

    Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidpizzica View Post
    Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!
    You got it, glad to hear all went well!

    One coffee, bailey's and a bottle of catsup?

    DONE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidpizzica View Post
    Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!
    Glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

    What, no PEEP SUSHI?? Come on, no adventure!
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    ​GO RAVENS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinot's mom View Post
    glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

    What, no peep sushi?? Come on, no adventure!
    lol!

    Done!:d

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    Breakfast is on, hash browns, toast, coffee and a swiss/cheddar/ham/mushroom omelet.

    Anyone want some?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Breakfast is on, hash browns, toast, coffee and a swiss/cheddar/ham/mushroom omelet.

    Anyone want some?
    Let's rock!

    I'll toss in some bisquits and gravy?

    DONE!


    Seems like it's going to be a nice day today!

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    I'll have some omelet if there's any leftover! Warmest day in these parts since last September, they're saying ...
    I've Been Frosted

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    I saved a couple of pieces of omelet much to someone's disgust, and the biscuits and gravy would top everything off nicely !
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    In from yardwork. Could I please have some leftover ham, a biscuit or two (no gravy, thanks) and a glass of Chardonnay?? I'll need Orc to lift it, though, I was weeding and my arms are falling off.
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    Ham, biscuits and CHardonnay..DONE!

    The barkeep is probably still tryying to figure out F-1 qualifying.....I'll fill in for him.

    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinot's Mom View Post
    Glad you're back! Hope you fully heal soon!

    What, no PEEP SUSHI?? Come on, no adventure!
    Sure, I have adventure! A peep slushie over here! BTW, may I ask what has Orc been up to in my absence? Has he been up to no good again?!

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    David, you just don't want to know.

    He got hold of his remote, there were eggs involved.......it really wasn't pretty when I walked into the bar this morning.

    One peep slushie, no problem, and Orc has some cleaning up to do........
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    David, you just don't want to know.

    He got hold of his remote, there were eggs involved.......it really wasn't pretty when I walked into the bar this morning.

    One peep slushie, no problem, and Orc has some cleaning up to do........
    Thanks for letting me know LH, and thanks for sparing me the details!

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    All I'm going to ask is this......has anyone seen the easter bunny?
    The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.

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