doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)
We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.
For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?
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