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    Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

    Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies View Post
    Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

    Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!
    Yes you can!

    A liver and onions special!

    DONE!

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    But, there is a religious holy day that happens on the Thursday before Easter Suday and even I have some semblance of shame and religious fear in my soul.
    Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

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    Ooh! Peeps! May I have a chocolate covered Peep, please?

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    Do they make chocolate covered Peeps? OOOooooo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by slick View Post
    Well considering that you are "the son of....", I think you made the right decision. One tall n'ice cold beer please. It's Thursday but really my Friday or maybe it's your Wednesday - I get four lovely daze off so looking forward to a bit of relaxing time. Any ham and taters left? I just finished my salad and still hungry. No peeps or liver here please unless you want me to p.....

    what the heck is kvass???
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass

    Taters and ham w/a cold one!

    DONE!

    Redd

    Hows about a chocolate fondue.

    Stab a peep with a skewer and dunk them?

    Done?

    CD,

    Join in the fun!

    DONE!

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    I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.
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    Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

    No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
    Pardon me while I do a little happy dance.....

    No work for a week.....except for the Union conference next weekend.
    I'm happy for you - truly - I really am....have I convinced you??
    I'll be working...

    Barkeep, I love the idea of dunked peeps! I'll have some with my coffee this morning!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by smokey the elder View Post
    I'll have some ham'n'eggs with coffee, please. Love the joke, Richard! I have to remember that one.
    Grab a juice box of apple juice and pretend to go while in the b-room.

    (Another option? Cherry juice!)

    Hold it up and proclaim, "What's wrong with me!" and have a taste.

    IT's really sick potty humor, but a simple, effective gross out joke.

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    Ham'n'eggs?

    DONE!


    LH,

    But, what work do you have lined up at home?

    Music for you and your dance partner!

    DONE!

    PM,
    Dunked peeps and coffee! Peeps sushi sounds way too Cah lee fuh nee ah!

    DONE!

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    I'm Baaaaaack!!!

    Right now I'm still somewhat on the weak side and also kind of sore. The best news was that they found no blockages in my arteries and so no surgery for the time being. RICHARD, I'll take a BIG coffee with Bailey's for a pick-me-up. For the next couple of days, I'll become a "recliner potato"!

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