NO heading into THAT direction.
I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.
Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.
The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.
The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."
THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"
Refill?
DONE!
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When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)
We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.
For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!
Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay?![]()
GO RAVENS!!
Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!
Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!
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