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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    First it was Pepsi, now you are making fun of the vegetarians here in Lost Angeles?
    No I'm not!! I think they are absolutely delicious with barbeque sauce!!

    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Catherinedana View Post
    No I'm not!! I think they are absolutely delicious with barbeque sauce!!
    NO heading into THAT direction.

    I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.

    Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.

    The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.

    The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."

    THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"

    Refill?

    DONE!

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    Hee hee!

    When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain

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    doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

    We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

    For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
    doctor's office prank: tell them you've ingested dihydrogen monoxide and should you call the poison control line? (dihydrogen monoxide = H2O = water)

    We have a Maundy Thursday service at my church that includes foot-washing ... sorry but I didn't go get a pedicure and my feet aren't presentable, so I'm keeping my shoes and socks on for this one. I'm sure I'll need a mug or two of kvass afterward, though.

    For the time being, could I please have a mimosa, in anticipation of Easter Sunday brunch?
    Good one.....

    A mimosa!

    DONE!

    I just am putting together some jalapeno cheese bread. Ready in about 1.5 hours?

    I made a small loaf last night and am going to make a loaf and smaller rolls! It was THAT good.

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    Thats a good one Richard.. Good Laugh..

    Ok some of the good yum yum food & a fruit drink please.. Lets me see if I can get a hold of Orc.. I think I see him out in the pasture hiding eggss.. At least I hope he is hidding them & not eating them..
    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    NO heading into THAT direction.

    I heard a funny line similar to yours, the other day on the tube.

    Someone was doing an interview and the topic went to racism.

    The guest told a story of how a black man walked into a bar in the south, took a seat, and waited to give his order.

    The bartender came up and told him, "I'm sorry, we do not serve black people here..."

    THe guy looked at him and said, "That's O.K., I wasn't planning on ordering one!"

    Refill?

    DONE!

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    I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!

    Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinot's Mom View Post
    I don't want to guess what Orc is doing with the eggs!!

    Barkeep, some ham & taters, please with a glass of Chardonnay?
    Done!


    I am serving peeps too!

    DONE!

    David goes into the hospital and look what happens!

    I'll check on the ORC.....

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    Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

    Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laura's Babies View Post
    Whenever I am working April 1, even back in the days I was that "lunchroom" lady, people ask all day what is for lunch.. I always respond "YUMMY MY FAVORITE! Liver and ONIONS!" when actually, it it always one of their real favorite meals.. Gets 'em every time!

    Richard, can I have a plate of liver and onions?!
    Yes you can!

    A liver and onions special!

    DONE!

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