April Fool's Thursday #372.

**pomtzu** · 03-31-2010, 05:59 PM

Originally Posted by RICHARD

I remember an Easter where my dad and mom were in a hurry to get to the picnic we were going to. My dad was trying to hurry things along and my mom dropped the ham she had cooked just outside the front gate.

Boy, that was a day to remember!

Ham, taters, mixed veggies, warm rolls, real butter, gravy and a nice salad on the side.

DONE!

Was all this served just outside the front gate????

**RICHARD** · 03-31-2010, 06:46 PM

Originally Posted by pomtzu

Was all this served just outside the front gate????

LOL, I don't remember exactly what happened afterwards. I do remember my mom saying she was not going and somehow the ham got washed off.

No, there was no side dishes on the side walk....

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I was laughing and I didn't separate the menu from my memories!

DONE?

**Marigold2** · 04-01-2010, 12:29 AM

I need a good slapstick joke to play on my co-workers. I think tomorrow I will call, pretend I am a new patient and confuse them with a strange name and accent.
Does anyone have any good ideas for Dr's office pranks?

**RICHARD** · 04-01-2010, 09:36 AM

Originally Posted by Marigold2

I need a good slapstick joke to play on my co-workers. I think tomorrow I will call, pretend I am a new patient and confuse them with a strange name and accent.
Does anyone have any good ideas for Dr's office pranks?

Apple juice 'specimens'.

You fill a cup and 'sample' the goods.

walk into the office and say someone left a cup and a note. pretend to smell then taste it.

**Lady'sOtherHuman** · 04-01-2010, 10:18 AM

I don't know any good Dr.'s office pranks but I'd like some of that ham dinner please. Maybe that will help me feel better. I caught LH's cold and I feel cruddy, but not as bad as he did when he was sick. I don't even have a puppy to keep me warm. She's in with LH. And Trillian, my cat is probably sleeping on my daughter's bed.

**RICHARD** · 04-01-2010, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by Lady'sOtherHuman

I don't know any good Dr.'s office pranks but I'd like some of that ham dinner please. Maybe that will help me feel better. I caught LH's cold and I feel cruddy, but not as bad as he did when he was sick. I don't even have a puppy to keep me warm. She's in with LH. And Trillian, my cat is probably sleeping on my daughter's bed.

I have some extras I could send your way?

Ham and something hot to drink? Feel better!

DONE!

**Catherinedana** · 04-01-2010, 10:39 AM

The kvas sounds yummy and festive! and hows about a sliced ham sandwich with a little bit of front yard crunch?

**Marigold2** · 04-01-2010, 10:40 AM

I work for an eye doc so even though your idea is brillant Richard it does not apply. I think I will call and disguise my voice like a little itty bitty deaf and batty ole lady and try and make a very confusing appointment. It's my day off but that won't stop me from having fun with them.