I poked my dead possum with a stick, then tossed him.
It was too early in the morning to be drunk?![]()
I poked my dead possum with a stick, then tossed him.
It was too early in the morning to be drunk?![]()
lol I read that on Fark a couple days ago
It may be true about the F# diminished screaming when poking any dead creature. . .but I would NEVER EVER use my lovely baby Martin to poke ANYTHING! How could you even THINK that!!!![]()
When you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect. Mark Twain
This took place in PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA, too! Maybe he though it was Punxsutawney Phil?
I didn't know Punxsutawney even existed apart from the location of Phil's hole.
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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