Naked man steals children's books - *Arrest made*

[RICHARD]

Well, if he's in jail he can't use his library card any way! so what's the diff?

Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?

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You're going to jail naked man!
Maybe for stealing, Green Eggs and Ham?
Three square meals and a cot?
Stealing books? You should not!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Into the can, where time is hard!
You even lost your library card!

You first mistake was to steal nude!
That was smart, you naked dude!
You thrust your pelvis in the aisle.
That will come out at your trial!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Then you fled in shoes and socks.
Books in hand and naked crotch!

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!
Justice will give you some jail time.
You stole kid's book, you naked slime.

The prison library? Will you go nude?
Naked in front of all those dudes?
Just pray you do time, But is it your fate,
The get Big Bubba for a roommate?

We think you took Green Eggs and Ham!
Boy you're dumb, You naked man!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Running around in prison, naked, should be punishment enough?

If he's running around in prison, naked where would he even keep a library card? Oh, oh, never mind!

[lbaker]

Nekkid in prison? Hiding a card?
I think naught of the options
I my GAWD!!!

Laurie

[slick]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!
Oh my gosh..........I'm laughing so hard.......

Thank you all for a Saturday morning belly laugh.