Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
A drawing was made of your 'naked' face
Then they sent the police to your place!
We know you did it, that you stole,
Children's books! You are on Parole!
You weren't home, a little evasion?
Please show up at the police station!
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Larceny and resisting with exposure?
This case needs a little closure!
Justice is swift and often blind?
But, the ugly truth is in our mind!
Naked man, books in hand!
You thrust you hips and then you ran.
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
Your crime spree turned EPIC FAIL!
Now you'll spend time, again in jail!
Did you steal green eggs and ham?
Did you, did you, Naked Man?
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You rhyme Ypsilanti?
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