Ok mate, I've dissected it for you.

Firstly, you have to get rid of those nose and nipple rings, the stud through your tongue has got to go to.
Then you will need to shave your chest (that will make it easier to blot out the nude cowgirl tattoo with a bit of body colour). Then you need to half grow a straggly beard.....something like Blue has on his pic....you know, the Man from Borneo look.
Get some jeans on, and a nice open neck shirt in lieu of the Ronald McDonalds outfit.
Go to a sad movie, and bawl you eyes out.....and mate....they'll be falling all over you...I guarantee you'll be beating them off with sticks.
AND DON'T FORGET THE GOLD CHAIN !!!!! If you wear an open neck shirt....you MUST have a gold chain around your neck...the heavier the better !!!! That'll suck em in !!!!! Warren Beatty will be eating his heart out !!!