So, why am I still single?

[Asiel]

Have to agree with Medussa on that one. I'd prefer to stay single if that was the only thing lurking out there. Glad I'm spoken for.

[wombat2u2004]

Ok mate, I've dissected it for you.

Firstly, you have to get rid of those nose and nipple rings, the stud through your tongue has got to go to.
Then you will need to shave your chest (that will make it easier to blot out the nude cowgirl tattoo with a bit of body colour). Then you need to half grow a straggly beard.....something like Blue has on his pic....you know, the Man from Borneo look.
Get some jeans on, and a nice open neck shirt in lieu of the Ronald McDonalds outfit.
Go to a sad movie, and bawl you eyes out.....and mate....they'll be falling all over you...I guarantee you'll be beating them off with sticks.
AND DON'T FORGET THE GOLD CHAIN !!!!! If you wear an open neck shirt....you MUST have a gold chain around your neck...the heavier the better !!!! That'll suck em in !!!!! Warren Beatty will be eating his heart out !!!

[moosmom]

Oh Wom!!!

You are making my stomach hurt I'm laughing so much!!!!!

[happylabs]

I now know why I am still single after being divorced for 8 years.

[RICHARD]

Ok mate, I've dissected it for you.

Firstly, you have to get rid of those nose and nipple rings, the stud through your tongue has got to go to.
Then you will need to shave your chest (that will make it easier to blot out the nude cowgirl tattoo with a bit of body colour).

I have to tell you...

I think I am the orginal "Mexican Hairless"

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/xoloitzcuintle.htm

I'll work on the rest, later!

[Catherinedana]

OK - I'd like to know what women they polled to get this information!!! No one asked me?!?

All the guys shown there are stereotypes that are normally avoided by women (at least the women I know) - who ARE these people?

I guess maybe some women go for a "type" but it just seems strange that Woody Allen would be on the top of the list.

[RICHARD]

I guess maybe some women go for a "type" but it just seems strange that Woody Allen would be on the top of the list.

He beat out Roman Polanski, John Wayne Gacy and Jeffrey Dahmer for the top spot.

It's the same with guys.......I've seen the biggest jerks hook some of the best women. And I am not talking about only looks.

[wombat2u2004]

OK - I'd like to know what women they polled to get this information!!! No one asked me?!?

Well, we're asking now !!!! Hee hee

[Catherinedana]

Well, we're asking now !!!! Hee hee

My husband is a hunky older gentleman and I love the way he looks as well as who he is (that's fortunate! hee hee!)

As far as a certain "type" I can't say that I have one. I do tend to be attracted to men a bit older than me, but that's where the similarity ends!! Woody Allen is not who I would spend my Sunday afternoon with.

[wombat2u2004]

My husband is a hunky older gentleman and I love the way he looks as well as who he is (that's fortunate! hee hee!)

As far as a certain "type" I can't say that I have one. I do tend to be attracted to men a bit older than me, but that's where the similarity ends!! Woody Allen is not who I would spend my Sunday afternoon with.

I think a woman would have to be pretty weird to be attracted to someone like Woody Allen....which made me wonder who they asked for that survey....LOLOLOL.