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    Snopes says.... BOGUS!

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    LOL, that sounds like a stupid lawyer anyway.

    I wonder if you can sue a dry cleaner for a zillion dollars because they lost your suit pants?

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    Maybe bogus...but I bet this could happen in other lawsuits LOL. Great story, no matter what!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post
    LOL, that sounds like a stupid lawyer anyway.

    I wonder if you can sue a dry cleaner for a zillion dollars because they lost your suit pants?
    You might be able to sue those garbage bandits who wake you up too early in the morning.


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    Whether it's true or not is beside the point.. The story is still hilarious!

    Thanks, Wom. I'd seen that before but not in a long time, so I didn't remember how it finally came out. Brought another chuckle when I learned again.
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    Oh my my this is just too funny.. I would not dought for a minute that a lawyer would try this..

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    That is as old as the hills...and, not the best one I have seen. Funny, people seem to send lawyer jokes to me often.

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    I thought I'd seen this before.... and yes, this was one of John's (Jonza) last posts here. Still funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvpets2002 View Post
    Oh my my this is just too funny.. I would not dought for a minute that a lawyer would try this..
    Hee hee.....some of them try all kinds of stuff. Like the snake oil salesman, if there's a buck in it....go for it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aTailOf2Kitties View Post
    Snopes says.... BOGUS!
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