Quote Originally Posted by moosmom View Post
*ahem* guilty. I wanted to make my boyfriend jealous, so I stuffed a pair of black men's briefs (and I DO mean brief, *snicker*) at the foot of my bed. He was PIIIIISSSSSSEEEDDD!!!! Works like a charm!

Sent myself a dozen roses with a card that said, "Thanks for last night. Always, Sean" Boy did THAT get his attention!!!
I had a mate who was about to be married, and when out on his bucks night he got up to all kinds of mischief. He got home at like 4am and collapsed into bed to sleep off his hangover.
Meanwhile, his fiance arrives at 8am and proceeds to clean his car, and she finds a black pair of lacy panties on the back seat.
Engagement ended !!!!!