So, what is a yellow card for?

[wombat2u2004]

*ahem* guilty. I wanted to make my boyfriend jealous, so I stuffed a pair of black men's briefs (and I DO mean brief, *snicker*) at the foot of my bed. He was PIIIIISSSSSSEEEDDD!!!! Works like a charm!

Sent myself a dozen roses with a card that said, "Thanks for last night. Always, Sean" Boy did THAT get his attention!!!

I had a mate who was about to be married, and when out on his bucks night he got up to all kinds of mischief. He got home at like 4am and collapsed into bed to sleep off his hangover.
Meanwhile, his fiance arrives at 8am and proceeds to clean his car, and she finds a black pair of lacy panties on the back seat.
Engagement ended !!!!!

[RICHARD]

I had a mate who was about to be married, and when out on his bucks night he got up to all kinds of mischief. He got home at like 4am and collapsed into bed to sleep off his hangover.
Meanwhile, his fiance arrives at 8am and proceeds to clean his car, and she finds a black pair of lacy panties on the back seat.
Engagement ended !!!!!

So, I guess a pair of 'budgie smugglers' would have been better to find?

[wombat2u2004]

Hee hee. I don't think that would have made any difference....poor old Jacky was given the boot regardless. I heard that she was a bit of a strict one, and never put up with any nonsense (As Jacky found out when he finally awoke)

[Daisy and Delilah]

Thanks for the laughs, everybody. So many funny comments.

Welcome back, Wom. I was happy to see you have returned!!

[wombat2u2004]

Thanks for the laughs, everybody. So many funny comments.

Welcome back, Wom. I was happy to see you have returned!!

Well that's what I'm here for mate...hee hee.