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    Some JOKES 4 u!

    Here are some Hilarious Jokes.... Hope you like them!


    What four letters would scare off a burgaler? O I C U (Oh I see you)
    Knock Knock. Who's there? Snot. Snot who? SNOT polite to say snot
    Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the sallad DRESSING!
    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE!
    Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was having a DAY OFF
    Kock Knock. Who is there? Wet. Wet who? WET me in it's raining!


    OK i'm sooooooooooooooo silly
    I love you and i miss you RB Goldberg. you may be gone from the world, but you'll never be gone from my heart. i wish you could come back, but you are better now. Rest in heavenly peace. i forever miss and love you. i hope "one fine day" we can reunite and be best friends again.
    I forever hold you in my arms,
    I have your name engraved in my heart,
    I know that you may be gone,
    But i loved you right from the start.

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    Knock Knock. who's there ? Amos. Amos who ? A mosquito.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smarties View Post
    Here are some Hilarious Jokes.... Hope you like them!


    What four letters would scare off a burgaler? O I C U (Oh I see you)
    Knock Knock. Who's there? Snot. Snot who? SNOT polite to say snot
    Why did the tomato blush? Because he saw the sallad DRESSING!
    Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other SLIDE!
    Why did the cow cross the road? Because the chicken was having a DAY OFF
    Kock Knock. Who is there? Wet. Wet who? WET me in it's raining!


    OK i'm sooooooooooooooo silly

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