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    Quote Originally Posted by Karen View Post
    Oh, kuhio, don't take it personally - I get emails all the time promising to enlarge a body part I, as a female, don't even have. And I get "baldness cures" promised via email, too - and anyone who has even seen my picture knows that isn't exactly an issue! Never mind all the offers of products for my children - of which we have none!
    Too funny! Kuhio once got a letter from Publisher's Clearing House saying she had won a major prize.

    Halo got a notice to report for Jury Duty.
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    Our favorite was when I was a teenager, our Great Dane, Gracie, got an offer to join AARP! I think she was maybe 4 at the time ...
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    LOL ... my husband got the Senior Citizen discount at a store last week. He's 43. He is STILL talking about it to anyone who will listen, he is so appalled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twisterdog View Post
    LOL ... my husband got the Senior Citizen discount at a store last week. He's 43. He is STILL talking about it to anyone who will listen, he is so appalled.
    Can't say that I blame him. I know that it's youth and their cluelessness but I get aggravated when people ask me that. Some say I look much younger than my 61 years but then reality smacks me in the face when a kid asks me for my Golden Buckeye card. Of course, you only have to be 55 to have one but still. LOL I told one gal "Look, if a person wants to use it, she will. Unless your employer specifically states that you should ask for it, don't. It's insulting!" Vacant stare.
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    blue...there must be SOMETHING you can do with them!
    Sell 'em on E-Bay!!!!!

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    I just got an email, "Get Breast Implants!"
    I have a HUGE SIG!!!!



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    Quote Originally Posted by kuhio98 View Post


    Halo got a notice to report for Jury Duty.
    How on earth did that happen? I thought jury duty names were pulled from driver's license registers?

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    LOLOLOL!!!
    I'm with you on this one.
    I have 1 e-mail address I can not even use anymore with all that crap I get.
    Now only if those pills really worked. hehehe


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    I just got an email, "Get Breast Implants!"
    blue...there must be SOMETHING you can do with them!
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