sweet

I liked this line from the article

Suddenly you're jolted from your couch potato demeanor by a commercial break.
LOL this is exactly what it's like... they just forgot the "and praying it hasn't scared your child out of their slumber down the hall"

I'm not DEAF I can hear what you are selling just fine at regular volume and unless your goal is to MAKE me deaf so I CAN'T hear your offer ... well ... it's working lol