What do you want for a Christmas gift

[Pinot's Mom]

for 2010?

Every morning an adventure,
Every meal a feast,
Every day a challenge,
Every hour a joy,
Every minute?
a solution.
Every second? A smile.

Richard, I LOVE this! Did you make this up???

[RICHARD]

Richard, I LOVE this! Did you make this up???

I cannot afford a writer, so I have to do my own jokes, sayings...
You can use it, just give me credit?


I also do birthdays, weddings and holidays!

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No one is ever alone on this planet.
The only barrier to getting to know people?

Is the fear of meeting other people.


How to meet people.

Jump into their path.


Either...

They will knock your arse down.
Or?
Stop to chat.



Are you going to sit on the sidewalk all day long?

[Asiel]

Really don't need anything. Just having the family together is always my best gift. I always get surprise gifts and they're always pretty neat stuff that I never thought of . But no gifts would be fine with me if the family is healthy , happy and together.... our dogs included of course.

[slick]

I didn't ask for anything. I really don't need anything - unless someone wants to buy me a new car. I'm not a materialistic person. I don't need all those fance iPods or electronic gadgets. All I want is for people and pets to be healthy.

Oh yes, and for Russell to get his arse kicked off the island.

...and for world peace. (gee, I think I'm at a beauty pageant.)

[sparks19]

OH I could use TWO things for christmas but will go out after christmas and get them

a hand held sewing machine to hem hannah's pants because she has short legs

and driving gloves becasue the steering wheel is FREEZING in t he morning

[RICHARD]

a hand held sewing machine to hem hannah's pants because she has short legs

And to sew her pockets shut so she doesn't steal things?

[sparks19]

And to sew her pockets shut so she doesn't steal things?

LOL she uses her TOYS to sneak things out

[HoochsMommiee]

For my hubby not to work on christmas

to go and have a shopping spree at a real scrapbook store

a surprise package in the mail for me


another golden puppy


for my mom to be healthy