tiger woods?

[happylabs]

Found this...

LOL. Saw it on Letterman last night. The whole show he kept throwing in things about Tiger. Here's the Top Ten:

The Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods can improve his image:

1. Blame Letterman.

2. Find Osama Bin Laden.

3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.

4. Safely land Golf cart in the Hudson river.

5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.

6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.

7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.

8. Fix the whole health care mess.

9. Change name from 'Tiger' to more adorable 'Puppy.'

10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.

[RICHARD]

Major League Baseball has determined that the Detroit franchise, formerly known as the Tigers, will change the team name to the Detroit Disgraced for the upcoming 2010 season.

[Catty1]

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/b...id-claims.aspx

Tiger 'ready to quit golf,' tabloid claims
Posted: December 10, 2009, 11:06 PM by David Yasvinski

Tiger Woods’ private life has gone very public in the last two weeks with revelations of a series of extra-marital affairs and infidelities. Now a British tabloid is suggesting he is “ready to quit golf” to save his marriage.

The Sun in London claims Tiger’s wife Elin has agreed to stay with him for the sake of their children, but only if he follows her ground rules. The biggest one: “It’s golf … or me.”

“Tiger will have to work long and hard to ever get her to trust him again,” the tabloid quoted the friend as saying. “Quitting golf shows he is willing to sacrifice something he loves so much to protect his family.”

Woods has been the subject of sensational headlines since a bizarre accident in his Orlando driveway last week, which has been followed by reports of extra-marital affairs. He apologized for “personal sins” and “transgressions” in a statement last week.

National Post