tiger woods?

[pomtzu]

I just don't get guys like TW. He's young, sitting on top of the world, a beautiful wife and kids, more money than he knows what to do with, and he's willing to throw it all away for some sack time with a bunch of women who are probably only attracted to him because he's rich and famous.

I always thought he was one of the good guys, and I'm shocked to see all this crap surfacing now. How many women he really had is probably debatable, since I'm sure that some who are claiming a relationship with him are lying for the sake of possible personal gain and recognition. Regardless - even if it was only one - it will probably be his downfall in the end. I expect we'll see some of his sponsors starting to break with him now.

Boy - did he ever screw up - big time!!!!! Makes one almost feel sorry for him for being so stupid. Almost.............

[catland]

count is now up to 11.

One more and we can have a calendar.

[Grace]

count is now up to 11.

One more and we can have a calendar.

[RICHARD]

I can almost say that he was good about not messing up the 'nuptial bed'.

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And it was just as I suspected.

He wasn't being 'careful'.


Just for that reason he should be slapped.

No class at all.

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And the women?

You can't call them women.

[Catty1]

I hope he is checked in major rehab PRONTO.

That's not "just cheating" - that's pathological.

I hope all the gals get tested, Erin too!

[Catty1]

Found this...

David Letterman on Tiger Woods: "I wish he would stop calling me for advice!"

[happylabs]

Found this...

LOL. Saw it on Letterman last night. The whole show he kept throwing in things about Tiger. Here's the Top Ten:

The Top 10 Ways Tiger Woods can improve his image:

1. Blame Letterman.

2. Find Osama Bin Laden.

3. Release list of women he did not have sex with.

4. Safely land Golf cart in the Hudson river.

5. Retire, then come back and play for the Vikings.

6. Instead of sweatshops in Asia, have Nike merchandise made in a sweatshop right here in the U.S.A.

7. Put on a scarf and a hat and sing Christmas carols with Regis.

8. Fix the whole health care mess.

9. Change name from 'Tiger' to more adorable 'Puppy.'

10. Crash a state dinner at the White House.

[RICHARD]

Major League Baseball has determined that the Detroit franchise, formerly known as the Tigers, will change the team name to the Detroit Disgraced for the upcoming 2010 season.

[Catty1]

http://network.nationalpost.com/np/b...id-claims.aspx

Tiger 'ready to quit golf,' tabloid claims
Posted: December 10, 2009, 11:06 PM by David Yasvinski

Tiger Woods’ private life has gone very public in the last two weeks with revelations of a series of extra-marital affairs and infidelities. Now a British tabloid is suggesting he is “ready to quit golf” to save his marriage.

The Sun in London claims Tiger’s wife Elin has agreed to stay with him for the sake of their children, but only if he follows her ground rules. The biggest one: “It’s golf … or me.”

“Tiger will have to work long and hard to ever get her to trust him again,” the tabloid quoted the friend as saying. “Quitting golf shows he is willing to sacrifice something he loves so much to protect his family.”

Woods has been the subject of sensational headlines since a bizarre accident in his Orlando driveway last week, which has been followed by reports of extra-marital affairs. He apologized for “personal sins” and “transgressions” in a statement last week.

National Post

[Edwina's Secretary]

Ann Coulter's accident was just that, an accident. As far as I know, she wasn't doing anything for which to get busted. Oh, and insults? Who was being insulting? Can a person disagree w/a point that someone made w/out it being taken as an insult? I try not to make it a habit of slinging arrows, as you expressed it. There are a few others here that are way better at it than I.

Who did Ann Coulter insult? Well...for starters some of the 9/11 widows - who she called "harpies" and said their husbands were probably planning on leaving them. If you have ever read any of her books -- or columns - you know that is how she makes her living -- insulting anyone who disagrees with her. Heck - just the titles of her books contain insults!

And you are too modest. You are very good at "slinging" arrows! (Although I did not use the word "slinging" but that's okay!)

[Medusa]

Who did Ann Coulter insult? Well...for starters some of the 9/11 widows - who she called "harpies" and said their husbands were probably planning on leaving them. If you have ever read any of her books -- or columns - you know that is how she makes her living -- insulting anyone who disagrees with her. Heck - just the titles of her books contain insults!

And you are too modest. You are very good at "slinging" arrows! (Although I did not use the word "slinging" but that's okay!)

I wasn't referring to Ann Coulter when I asked who was insulting. I was referring to myself. Your comment is taking the thread off course. We're talking about a celebrity engaging in conduct for which s/he can be busted and not what someone does for a living. And save your insults for someone else. I'm not impressed.

[RICHARD]

Tiger Woods gets NERF deal.

Tiger Woods has signed a deal with the toy maker that produces the NERF soft foam toy lineup.

Woods gave his name to the Tiger Woods Foam Golf Club Set. It's a decoy set of clubs for men to keep at home in case they get into trouble with the wife.

The wife, enraged and not thinking correctly, will grab a foam club from the official golf bag and try to bash the not-so-lucky golfer. The clubs, made of soft durable foam, will leave no welts or marks on the victim, therefore saving the golfer his blood and the wife a charge of spousal abuse!

The clubs cannot be used to break glass, making them safe for use around any motor vehicle. The only drawback of the set? They cannot be used to save anyone after a motor vehicle accident!

The set retails for 39.95 and can be used in any standard golf bag.

[Edwina's Secretary]

I wasn't referring to Ann Coulter when I asked who was insulting. I was referring to myself. Your comment is taking the thread off course. We're talking about a celebrity engaging in conduct for which s/he can be busted and not what someone does for a living. And save your insults for someone else. I'm not impressed.

Rest assured I am not interested in insulting you or impressing you.

But if you are not interested in engaging with me, or this thread getting "off course", perhaps you should not have brought up Ann Coulter?

What is your expression about fingers pointing back at oneself?

I thought the thread to be about Tiger Woods and his misconduct.

[Medusa]

I thought the thread to be about Tiger Woods and his misconduct.

And it is. I mentioned Coulter b/c of your comment about the glee of reporters and posters concerning their misfortune. Woods brought his on himself due to his conduct outside of his marriage; Coulter's was an accident. It doesn't really matter anyhow. Going back and forth about it is tedious.

[Catty1]

On the lighter side: My best friend's doctor has sense of humour!

She saw him the other day and at the end of the appointment, he asked her if she had 'been with' Tiger Woods. She said, "As if I would tell you." lol

He said he is asking all his female patients so he can do the necessary tests for STDS.

What a guy!