LOL,

I am going to confess something.

It's personal between me and the Woods.....


In 1998 my GF began to get into golf....I'd walk into the room and she'd have it on the tube.

I asked her why one day when we were splitting time between football and golf. She told me that she thought TW was a handsome dude, so I got jealous.

I spent nights awake-tossing and turing in bed-after that day.

My GF thinks that TW has a better 'putter' than me???

He obviously has money and fame, but did my GF have to disrespect me by watching golf, a sport she had no prior interest in, over pro football?

There, I am a shallow, jealous, insecure b@st@rd that doesn't like TW...
But my wife would never chase me down the street with a golf club.

She'd kill me while I'd was sleeping, with a nail file and a pair of tweezers. And I would probably deserve it.