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in honor of Thanksgiving...
a dumb blonde preparing to host her first Thanksgiving calls the turkey hotline for some guidance.
"Turkey hotline, may I help you?"
The blonde asks, "Can you tell me how long it should take to roast a 14-pound turkey?"
"Just a minute," the hotline operator says, flipping through her reference guide to the appropriate page.
"Great! Thanks!" answers the blonde, and hangs up the phone.
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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