Kitty Aboose! Need Legal Help!

[astrid]

Yes dear, Sydney is right, tap-tap in the face works for me... you can also try to put your paw in your mom's nose and I'll tell you: she'll wake up immediately!

Purrs,
Sophie

[momcat]

Hi Pinot!
I just got in from Cat Court and this is the first I've seen your message. My Meowmie says that your purrents would never aboose or neglect you but I find your message quite disturbing. No breakfast until 8:15? Unacceptable! Then abandon you for the weekend? And if that's not bad enough a strange hoomin comes to your house? If the weather in Ellicot City is anything like it is in Trenton, believe me, you don't want to go outside. It's all rainy and cold out there.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll be on the 8:00pm Amtrak train tonight to BWI and have already arranged for a ride to your house. I already sent Meowmie out to get plenty of fried chicken and crab legs so get ready for a feast guaranteed to make your empty tummy very happy.

Time to get ready to leave. I'll call you from my cell phone so we can start planning our legal strategy. Hang on, help is on the way!

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose