Kitty Aboose! Need Legal Help!

[mrspunkysmom]

Spunky here:
"I agree. Meowmy is on that computer instead of feeding me right now. And she didn't feed me until 7:45 this morning, which is 30 minutes late. Really. I've waited patiently this afternoon and given head bumps. Next I foul the commode, HA!!!!! You should try it. It gets her up and moving.

We've got to train the hoomins constantly."

Spunky eats 24/7. where does he put it?

[happylabs]

Hey...this is Buddy the cat talking. That really sounds like aboose to me. Don't go to a loyer yet. Here is what I do. I go up to maw and bump, bump, bump her. Then I meow like I am dying. She pats my head and continues on that darn computer. What is with that thing anyway?!? I find if I keep sounding more and more pathetic she eventually gets up and gets me what I want. I am treated pretty good but sometimes she does forget it is dinner time - it's her age I think. That is why I have to remind her. I hope your sitsuashen clears up.

[catmandu]

This is Your Senior Kittyzen Pal Michael aka The Dream Cat!
I may be Mr Purr but when its 7 AM and theres no fresh Whiska Pouch opened for me , then you better bet that I let my Dad know with Several LOUD MEEEEOOOOWS!
And then I look sad, and that always bring My Old Dad stumbling over with Our Breakfast!!!
We Cats RULE!!!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOOD NOWWWW!!!!

[phesina]

Sydney here:

Every morning at 5:00, I start working on her.. meow-meow-meow, and tap-tap-tap on her face with the paw.

[astrid]

Yes dear, Sydney is right, tap-tap in the face works for me... you can also try to put your paw in your mom's nose and I'll tell you: she'll wake up immediately!

Purrs,
Sophie

[momcat]

Hi Pinot!
I just got in from Cat Court and this is the first I've seen your message. My Meowmie says that your purrents would never aboose or neglect you but I find your message quite disturbing. No breakfast until 8:15? Unacceptable! Then abandon you for the weekend? And if that's not bad enough a strange hoomin comes to your house? If the weather in Ellicot City is anything like it is in Trenton, believe me, you don't want to go outside. It's all rainy and cold out there.

Don't worry about a thing. I'll be on the 8:00pm Amtrak train tonight to BWI and have already arranged for a ride to your house. I already sent Meowmie out to get plenty of fried chicken and crab legs so get ready for a feast guaranteed to make your empty tummy very happy.

Time to get ready to leave. I'll call you from my cell phone so we can start planning our legal strategy. Hang on, help is on the way!

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose