I just got my first seasonal Lap Dance.

**GILL** · 10-02-2009, 12:26 PM

Sorry too hear Richard, but try that with a 26 lb'er., Barts paw will cover my kneecap. When he launches the whole chair moves and with those big paws he rarely misses.
I think I need full body armor. A lot of times I have several, if Mits is there that’s another 16 lb. and if there is a noise in the house I could have 3-7 cats launching, with full nails for traction.

**Tora Oni** · 10-02-2009, 10:09 PM

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

**RICHARD** · 10-04-2009, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tora Oni

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

LOL,
Wait until you see all the cat hair stuck to it!