I just got my first seasonal Lap Dance.

**katladyd** · 10-01-2009, 08:50 PM

If he's earned all that, he is a fine cat indeed! I wish you many more years together. Give Edster a hug from me.

**RICHARD** · 10-01-2009, 09:10 PM

Originally Posted by katladyd

If he's earned all that, he is a fine cat indeed! I wish you many more years together. Give Edster a hug from me.

He just has to trim his nails, a job he doesn't seem to allow when he is in a mood.......

I should deduct for the "Close to Homes" when he launches off my lap.

He starts to get grip on the top of my thigh and sometimes stomps the 'jewels'....

One hug?

DONE!

**GILL** · 10-02-2009, 12:26 PM

Sorry too hear Richard, but try that with a 26 lb'er., Barts paw will cover my kneecap. When he launches the whole chair moves and with those big paws he rarely misses.
I think I need full body armor. A lot of times I have several, if Mits is there that’s another 16 lb. and if there is a noise in the house I could have 3-7 cats launching, with full nails for traction.

**Tora Oni** · 10-02-2009, 10:09 PM

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

**RICHARD** · 10-04-2009, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Tora Oni

Yeah maybe I should tip my cat, too if that would make him a lap dancer kitty too. Watch out if you hand in all that "dirty" money at the bank they may comment about your cats choice of career. ;3

LOL,
Wait until you see all the cat hair stuck to it!