I'll channel Thanksgivings from childhood, when deciding was never a strong point, and I had no food allergies.

So can I have a little sliver of mince pie, and a little sliver of pumpkin pie, and a small piece of apple pie, please? With a slice of good, sharp cheddar on the side of the apple pie. And then later I'll have a piece of pecan pie, when I have recovered from the first batch!