Well, of course first Fister had to work very hard, stalking it and hunting it down and chasing it to the edge of the table, where gravity took over and made the prize his!
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Well, of course first Fister had to work very hard, stalking it and hunting it down and chasing it to the edge of the table, where gravity took over and made the prize his!
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
I'm Canadian......eh?
LOL I believe in the gravity story......
That reminds me - years ago when Speckles was with me I cooked a pork chop and some veggies and settled down in front of the TV for the evening. It was Christmas and I had my tree up. I was half way through my pork chop when the phone rang. I got up to answer it and 20 min later when I hung up I settled back down to eat. Happily munching away on my veggies I noticed something lurking way behind the tree. Here was Speckles - she grabbed my half eaten pork chop off my plate - bone and all - and was chomping away in the shadows. I laughed so hard.....That was before I joined PT.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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My sis had a dog that grabbed a WHOLE HAM off the table and wolfed it down. He then proceeded to puke the contents of his stomach up BEHIND the Christmas tree. It was the grossest thing I ever saw in my life.....Originally Posted by slick
LOL I believe in the gravity story......
That reminds me - years ago when Speckles was with me I cooked a pork chop and some veggies and settled down in front of the TV for the evening. It was Christmas and I had my tree up. I was half way through my pork chop when the phone rang. I got up to answer it and 20 min later when I hung up I settled back down to eat. Happily munching away on my veggies I noticed something lurking way behind the tree. Here was Speckles - she grabbed my half eaten pork chop off my plate - bone and all - and was chomping away in the shadows. I laughed so hard.....
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