Is that King Henry-Jones I see?

That is hilarious! Ritzy just got back from her annual vet visit....PHEW, am I glad that only happens once a year! You would think she was undergoing some horrid torture, and that was BEFORE any needles were involved.

I bought a new carrier, a soft-sided zippered one that has mesh for viewing..she runs and hides when the old hard sided one makes an appearance......she did so well, didn't suspect anything, was even very quiet once I put her in and zipped it up----I thought, WOW, she's going to be good for a change....NOT

Halfway down the road and the squalling started...at the vets she hissed and growled and snarled and spit....the BIG TOWEL had to be used. But still a clean bill of health, at 14.8 lbs (I asked if she was overweight and he said she is just a big cat, but not too fat).....

I got this look of "mom, you CHEATED! Luring me into that warmed up box then let that man in the white coat stick things in me!!!!"

So in the spirit of the great Bard, I'm guessing Ritzy is saying

"Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive!"
"Methinks me mom asketh for a swift retaliation, perchance a honed claw and a stealthy pounce on her bare ankle will soothe my pouty countenance!"