Quote Originally Posted by cassiesmom View Post
This sounds like an assignment for Groucho, Kitty Lawyer!
Hi Ruby and Vinnie,
I'm concerned that both of you could be looking at some very serious charges here. I will be happy to represent you pro bono if you would like legal representation against what we know are bogus charges. You can contact me on my cell phone or through PT. We need to start putting your defense together as soon as possible.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice limited to kitty krimes and aboose