A friend of mine was in a crowded grocery store....in line with her 8 year old youngest child and his friend....they were looking at the tabloids. The headlines on one proclaimed that Cher said she hasn't had sex in 6 months...Well, my friend's little 8 year old son proclaims in a very loud 8 year old boy voice that that was nothing....."his mom hadn't had sex in 8 years!".....She said she felt a thousand eyes staring at her and heard a thousand subsequent giggles!!!