Why Did I DO THAT?

[pomtzu]

Actually, he know how to find food. Lay around the property, you'll feed him eventually?

"Eventually" you say?? This guy knows how to tell time. He's sitting on the porch railing when I get up in the morning, waiting for me to fill his dish with dry food. If he goes out on an adventure somewhere, he's always "home" by 4:00 to get his ration of canned food.
I can't imagine why he never moved on to greener pastures, all those years ago!