Politics and religion.

[RICHARD]

Not to worry you guys, I just heard this bit of news............


WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Troubled by dwindling membership and numerous setbacks, the 155 year-old Republican Party filed for financial, intellectual and moral bankruptcy and announced its reorganization as a tax-exempt church. The new GOP will be officially called The First Church Of Jesus Loves America And Latter Day Lower Taxes Anti Foreigner Old Time Heterosexual Do As I say Not As I Do Affluence Ministry Hoop N' Hollerin' Revival Gun Lovin' Banker's Club Outreach Hootenanny, Inc but will still use the name "Republican Party" for most functions.

Experts think that few consumers will notice any difference.

I guess that kinda follows the Democratic Party for there ain't no Jesus in the Government, don't call them Illegals, Wetbacks or tacobenders and stay out of my computer files while I vacation overseas then complain about all the carbon that you are burning but for the love of GOD don't build a wind farm off of Martha's Vineyard because you can't drill in ANWAR but I will gladly pay for three planes two helicopters for a date night, all the while telling the GM and Pontiac and ther rest of the car companies that we own you now and we think scocialism is quite all right because the CIA lies to us and it's all man made disasters, not terrorism because I didn't want to have anything to do with the Muslim faith until I go give a teleprompter speech in the Middle East and the I did not have relations with that woman/that company/ those lobbyists Marching and Chowder Society?

At least The First Church Of Jesus Loves America And Latter Day Lower Taxes Anti Foreigner Old Time Heterosexual Do As I say Not As I Do Affluence Ministry Hoop N' Hollerin' Revival Gun Lovin' Banker's Club Outreach Hootenanny, Inc but will still use the name "Republican Party" for most functions do not have the top three bobos, With Number Three in line as the biggest worry, in office.

That may not be anything to acknowledge publically?