I Truly Did Not Know This

[RICHARD]

DUDE!

Never saw it coming..

You heard about the Hit Man who owed a Mafia family a favor?

The head of the family wanted a person killed, so the Artie, the hit man, told the boss he would do the 'hit' for one dollar to erase the favor.

The boss agreed and made the pact.

The hit man got the ID of the man and followed the mark for a week to study his habits. He knew that the man shopped every other day, so he followed him to the local super market. Artie followed the man to the back of the store and sensing the time was right, he began to choke the poor soul out......Just then, two of the store's clerks came across the murder scene.

Artie had no choice to choke the other two to death.


The manager heard the commotion and called the police who arrested Artie as he left the store.

The media was alerted and the newspaper ran this headline the next day...

"Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar at the A&P"

[pomtzu]

Kudos to both liz and RICHARD. Good ones!

[RICHARD]

Kudos to both liz and RICHARD. Good ones!

Liz started it!

[pomtzu]

Liz started it!

I know - and I bought it till the last line...

[Freedom]

LOL, nope, never saw that coming, I really fell for the church one. Now Richard, knowing him and what thread he was posting in, I was reading along just waiting for the punch line.

[JenBKR]

LOL, nope, never saw that coming, I really fell for the church one. Now Richard, knowing him and what thread he was posting in, I was reading along just waiting for the punch line.

What you said Liz, ya got me, that was good. Richard, that was funny - but of course being that you are Richard, we all knew there was a punchline coming....

[Medusa]

Y'know, I had heard this joke before but I apparently forgot it because I got sucked in, too.

[lizbud]

DUDE!

Never saw it coming..

You heard about the Hit Man who owed a Mafia family a favor?

The head of the family wanted a person killed, so the Artie, the hit man, told the boss he would do the 'hit' for one dollar to erase the favor.

The boss agreed and made the pact.

The hit man got the ID of the man and followed the mark for a week to study his habits. He knew that the man shopped every other day, so he followed him to the local super market. Artie followed the man to the back of the store and sensing the time was right, he began to choke the poor soul out......Just then, two of the store's clerks came across the murder scene.

Artie had no choice to choke the other two to death.


The manager heard the commotion and called the police who arrested Artie as he left the store.

The media was alerted and the newspaper ran this headline the next day...

"Artie Chokes Three for a Dollar at the A&P"

I'll never think of artichokes the same way again.