A Firearm in Every Home.

[RICHARD]

Why guns are safer than bullets!

http://www.dailynews.com/ci_12491407?source=rss_viewed


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I jammed a emm effing drill bit into my finger last Friday.

A corded drill with an idiot at the trigger is another dangerous tool, this I can vouch for.

Same as any ordinary item that you can pick up.

Rocks on the ground were pretty safe until someone decided it can put a dent (pun intended) in your day, skin, brain, bones....

[RICHARD]

Would-be gangster shoots off own manhood
A would-be gangster shot himself in the crutch when his gun went off half cocked in his pocket.

Lukas Neuhardt, 27, had forgotten to put the safety catch on when he stuffed the gun into his trouser pocket to impress pals in Saarbruecken, Germany.

He told paramedics that a masked mugger had blasted him in the crutch in a bungled robbery.

But police found a hole in his statement when they saw that the gunshot had miraculously left his trousers intact.

"Instead there was a charred hole in his pocket so either it was the shot of the century or he did it himself," said a police source.

Now - after surgeons stitched his manhood back together - he's facing up to three years in jail for breaching Germany's tough new anti gun laws.

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More proof that guns are not the problem, it's the idiots using them.

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RICHARD, why are you pointing out that gun laws dont work? Stop bringing logic to this thread, you'll anger the anti's.

[RICHARD]

RICHARD, why are you pointing out that gun laws dont work? Stop bringing logic to this thread, you'll anger the anti's.

Done?

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Chicks dig scars?


NO?

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The 3 Rules,

Pain is Temporary.

Bones Heal.

And yes.

Chicks Dig Scars.

Now remind me what movie thats from?

[RICHARD]

The 3 Rules,

Pain is Temporary.

Bones Heal.

And yes.

Chicks Dig Scars.

Now remind me what movie thats from?

And I couldn't answer that in a million years, I just remember the part about the scars!

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And I couldn't answer that in a million years, I just remember the part about the scars!

I just googled "chicks dig scars", and "The Replacements" is what was returned, but that aint the movie I remember.

Edit!!! The 3 rules are from a Simpsons episode!

It may have been a Married With Children episode, but Im pretty sure it was from homer.