CPR and Grey Cats?

[Cinder & Smoke]

I was awakened last night three times for CPR.

I cannot imagine what would happen if I died in my sleep and
someone found me cupping my groin with both hands.

Will someone go the funeral and tell the real story?

Ya know, they make 'protective garments' for those tendur spotz ...

Too confining?
How about a nice kawfee-table BOOK, opened to the mid-point,
and draped over the area to be protected, tent style?

[catmandu]

The Found Cats sometimes will walk over the blankets to get where they want to go , but they step gingerly!!
The real danger is that they will start a shreiking fight unexpectedly and give thier Old Dad a heart attack!!!!
MRRRREEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW HISS SPIT!!!!!

[lvpets2002]

Good One Richard.. Yes my babies love to walk all over me in bed too..

[Laura's Babies]

That is TO funny! He knew just where to JUMP on you to get your attention!

[GILL]

I wish any of mine would go for the CPR, but I have learned to sleep on my side because MIT'S a 16 lb'er has such a deadly southern aim. I got tiered of waking my wife with a very high pitched scream of MIT'SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[RICHARD]

Ya know, they make 'protective garments' for those tendur spotz ...

Too confining?
How about a nice kawfee-table BOOK, opened to the mid-point,
and draped over the area to be protected, tent style?

I can see myself dressing up to go to sleep!

It hasn't happened since so maybe ther worst is over?

[Cinder & Smoke]

I can see myself dressing up to go to sleep!

It hasn't happened since so maybe ther worst is over?

We used to *sleep* with one eye open - trying to spot the Flyin Black KAT
as he *swooped* up & over the BigBed!

With TWO Dawgs and ONE Hoomin on the not-so-big BigBed,
the goofy Flyin KAT couldn't miss finding a tendur spot to land on!
And THEN he'd *stomp around* trying to level out the lumpy spots.

[RICHARD]

We used to *sleep* with one eye open - trying to spot the Flyin Black KAT
as he *swooped* up & over the BigBed!

With TWO Dawgs and ONE Hoomin on the not-so-big BigBed,
the goofy Flyin KAT couldn't miss finding a tendur spot to land on!
And THEN he'd *stomp around* trying to level out the lumpy spots.

Dude,

Do me a favor and stop sending them "psychic animal" thought/ideas to the left coast?

I put my sleeping bag on the floor and was trampled about three times last night.

I sleep on my side, so it was like taking shot to the ribs!

I just can't win anymore! I just wonder what awaits my next sleep period!

[Cinder & Smoke]

Dude,

Do me a favor and stop sending them "psychic animal" thought/ideas to the left coast?

I put my sleeping bag on the floor and was trampled about three times last night.

I just wonder what awaits my next sleep period!

The *pillow slide* ??

Da KAT used to sometimes fancy the BigBed PILLOW as his chosen spot -
My Head being a major obstacle to his comfort. Easy fix ...

He'd >squeeze< between my pillow-hoggin head and the headboard,
position his 4 paws on the back of my head,
and give a mighty **SHOVE** with his feety-feets!
I'd awaken later (with a crick in my neck), head on the mattress, and a
vague rememberance of my head rocketing off the pillow.

Maybe Ed would like his OWN sleepy bag (and pillow).

[smokey the elder]

Pink Nose and Bubba are my pillow thieves. They work on trying to wedge me off the pillow! I'll pick up one or the other, move them, and they come right back. But they purr against the top of my head, which feels good.

[RICHARD]

Pink Nose and Bubba are my pillow thieves. They work on trying to wedge me off the pillow! I'll pick up one or the other, move them, and they come right back. But they purr against the top of my head, which feels good.

KInda like a 'feline white noise' machine?

Sometimes I have to look at the hair in my mouth to see who is shedding!

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I much rather prefer the "early morning bakery"' game to the sudden "slap the dough awake" hijinks!

Making biscuits is better than punching down the dough?