Quote Originally Posted by RICHARD View Post

I was awakened last night three times for CPR.

I cannot imagine what would happen if I died in my sleep and
someone found me cupping my groin with both hands.

Will someone go the funeral and tell the real story?
Ya know, they make 'protective garments' for those tendur spotz ...

Too confining?
How about a nice kawfee-table BOOK, opened to the mid-point,
and draped over the area to be protected, tent style?