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So some people think it is okay...and some people think it is funny... to belittle and disrepect the military. And a country. That is a loyal ally."Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country?" he said. "They have no army."
Got it!
Abrupt and Abrasive.
In the right context, absolutely. In case of the Fox commentators it was badly timed satire.Originally Posted by Edwina's Secretary
One of the funniest quotes Ive ever seen made by a Canadian was, "We have a navy?"
Think of how many countries make the USA the butt of their jokes, satire, and outright insults, maybe Americans just have thicker skin.
You never see this type of outrage when the MSM blatantly shows their liberal bias.
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Oh, we see it.....it's getting the lemmings to admit it.
Are there Canandian Lemmings?
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<<clap clap>> Well done boys! Why talk about the subject?
Instead...shoot the messenger...oh wait...the would be Fox Network...
Okay...shoot the messenger's competition!
You guys are so cute when you're stumped!
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How To Tell if Your Family is Too Military
1. Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.
2. You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed in a tactical chow line at five meter intervals.
3. Before you hit the road on vacation you conduct rehearsals, backbriefs, PCI, and cover your convoy checklist.
4. Your children clear their PLCC card before they go to college.
5. Your wife has more jumps than most LTs in the company.
6. Your kids call the yard their AOR.
7. Your kids call their mother "9er Domestic."
8. Your doorbell sounds off with the current challenge and password.
9. You give the command "Fix Bayonets" at Thanksgiving Dinner.
10. Your kids show their meal cards at the kitchen door, except the oldest, who is on separate rations.
11. You make your daughter sign out on pass on Prom Night.
12. You do your "back to school" shopping at the Army Surplus.
13. Your kids call the tooth fairy "Slicky Boy."
14. Your son fails the third grade but tells everyone he was a "phase three recycle."
15. Your wife's "high-n-tight" is more squared away than your commander's.
16. Your kids walk to school using field formations.
17. Your kids understand, and use, tactical hand signals in public.
18. Your family drives a POMV.
19. You don't have a wife and kids. They are all dependents.
20. Kit inspections before deploying to the unit battle position for the conduct defensive ops (camping).
21. Your kids jack up the troops for not executing a proper salute with a good cut.
22. Your kids know the time. 1 - 1 - 2!
23. Your kids (even the five year old) can break down and clean a .45 blindfolded.
24. And it was your wife who taught them how to do it.
25. Your kids don't cut school, they go on SERE exercises.
26. When your kids got together to beat the hell out of the school bully it wasn't a conspiracy, it was a problem.
27. Your kids know that their school is 1,723 metres from your front door and they know how many clicks they'll need on a 120mm mortar to drop a round on the principals car, but your eight year old daughter thinks the 81mm mortar is 'prettier' and makes a stink about it.
28. Your kids always check their six.
29. Your wife takes a knee and lights up while in line at the Walmart with a regulation lighter.
"Do or do not. There is no try." -- Yoda
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Now, show of hands.... Who even knows what half of that means? LOLhttp://www.canadaka.net/forums/canad...ary-t5582.html
How To Tell if Your Family is Too Military
1. Your wife's two favorite shades of lipstick are light green and loam.
2. You go to a barbecue and insist that your family feed in a tactical chow line at five meter intervals.
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"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson
"If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."
- Sun Tzu - Art of War
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Tsk, tsk....
That's why we don't get along with the Canuckians!
The wives and kids are armed!
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<<clap clap>> Well done boys! Why talk about the subject?
Instead...shoot the messenger...oh wait...the would be Fox Network...
Okay...shoot the messenger's competition!
You guys are so cute when you're stumped!
Why talk about the subject when you and your buddy Liz would rather be dismisive and insulting about others points of view? Ya'll can be pretty petty when you are being condescending.
You also really need to read more.
Ill recommend 2 books to you, writen by long time liberal, democrat and 20+ year reporter/producer at CBS, Bernard Goldberg. Bias: A CBS Insider Exposes How the Media Distort the News and A Slobbering Love Affair: The True (And Pathetic) Story of the Torrid Romance Between Barack Obama and the Mainstream Media. Im sure if you cant find them at your local library or local liberal bookstore you can find them on Amazon by following the links. Goldberg has writen other books on the subject of liberal bias in the media but I havent read them yet.
Its to bad other countries cant take it as well as they can give it.
Abrupt and Abrasive.
Did the Red Eye "pundits" remind anybody else of "That 70s Show"s basement scenes? Link.
Why would anybody take Gutfeld or that rest of the panel of "pundits" seriously?
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This just made my morning. Thanks ES. Laughs have been hard to come by for a few days.<<clap clap>> Well done boys! Why talk about the subject?
Instead...shoot the messenger...oh wait...the would be Fox Network...
Okay...shoot the messenger's competition!
You guys are so cute when you're stumped!
"Unlike most of you, I am not a nut."
- Homer Simpson
"If the enemy opens the door, you must race in."
- Sun Tzu - Art of War
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