The Would You Have Been A Nazi test.

[smokey the elder]

Kuhio, that's brave of your friend to fess up. There were a few professors where I went to college that were in the Nazi party for much the same reasons; laying low to help their families. Unfortunately, this is the case for many people living under a horrible government. It takes a special kind of courage to either fight in the resistance or leave; I honestly do not know what I would do. (Disclaimer: I didn't take the test because I'm a big chicken.)

[Lilith Cherry]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

[Catlady711]

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[carole]

The test was simple and easy to answer for me, my results are"
The Expatriate.,kinda figured this might be me.

31 per cent Brainwashworthy.

32 per cent antitolerant.

38 per cent patriotic

[cassiesmom]

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually

This is what I got too. I saw a program on PBS about the German cinema industry from the late 1920s through World War II. Many filmmakers and actors had to leave the country because of the rise of Nazism. (One of them was Billy Wilder) Marlene Dietrich helped many to come to California.

[RICHARD]

Der Kommandant
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic

Find it so hard to believe

Don't worry,

Together we can take over the planet.

I'll start here in Cah Lee Fuh Nee Ah.

[Puckstop31]

Meine Resultate…

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

(ETA - I am blindly patriotic to the original intent our founders believed in. I.e. what it should be today, not what it has been turing into the past 80 years.)

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

[cali]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.